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Randy
Milpitas, CA
Transgender
42
Fishing
Shorts smelled like poop
11/7/2022
The shorts looked nice but when i took them out of the packaging there was a strange odor which smelled a lot like poop. There weren't any poop stains on them but the smell definitely lingered for a while on them. Maybe someone had farted in the box? I like the shorts though they look nice though and accented my balls which are larger than normal sized. I might order again.
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Hue Jazz
San Francisco, CA
Male
28
being gay
from straight to gay
7/27/2019
My friends saw me in these shorts and all thought that i was gay. The truth is that i am gay, and this was the moment i was waiting for to come out of the closet. So i finally did! Thank you CR7 for you and your shorts for helping me come out of the closet. These shorts did the trick! I just ordered a bunch more yesterday because i have a big vacation planned next week with a bunch of new gay friends i met at this hot gay club downtown. It's a secret getaway butt sex vacation in Tulum. There's gonna be a lot of oil, and a lot of buttsex, and a lot of stains on a lot of CR7 shorts. Good thing i ordered a bunch. Thanks CR7! You changed my life!
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Larry
Los Angeles, CA
Male
26
butt sex
Sore Nuts
5/23/2019
Shorts looked good but fit way too tight. I tried wearing them to see if they'd get more comfortable but they ended up pinching my ball sac real tight and bruising my left testacle. Had to put my testacle in a oil bath overnight to let it sooth out. My girlfriend said the shorts looked nice though so i give em 3 stars.
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Heinrich Himmler
Auschwitz, North Dakota
Transgender
-137
nail polishing
Amazing shorts
7/30/2017
These are the BEST shorts I have ever seen.
Scaramucci and Sean Spicer both adore them.
The shorts are also good to eat with Twinkies and Jack Daniels.
Will start puting these shorts in all future K-Rations.
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Jerry
Mobile, AL
M
55
Badmitton
Bad
3/1/2017
poor quality and poor design
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Sidharta
San Jose, CA
M
25
Golf
Lots of Shit
1/2/2017
Worst shorts ever
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Utnapishtim
Baton Rouge, LA
M
24
Soccer
Pile of Shit
5/1/2016
Wish I was dead instead of having tried these shorts
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Shorts smelled like poop
11/7/2022
The shorts looked nice but when i took them out of the packaging there was a strange odor which smelled a lot like poop. There weren't any poop stains on them but the smell definitely lingered for a while on them. Maybe someone had farted in the box? I like the shorts though they look nice though and accented my balls which are larger than normal sized. I might order again.
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from straight to gay
7/27/2019
My friends saw me in these shorts and all thought that i was gay. The truth is that i am gay, and this was the moment i was waiting for to come out of the closet. So i finally did! Thank you CR7 for you and your shorts for helping me come out of the closet. These shorts did the trick! I just ordered a bunch more yesterday because i have a big vacation planned next week with a bunch of new gay friends i met at this hot gay club downtown. It's a secret getaway butt sex vacation in Tulum. There's gonna be a lot of oil, and a lot of buttsex, and a lot of stains on a lot of CR7 shorts. Good thing i ordered a bunch. Thanks CR7! You changed my life!
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Sore Nuts
5/23/2019
Shorts looked good but fit way too tight. I tried wearing them to see if they'd get more comfortable but they ended up pinching my ball sac real tight and bruising my left testacle. Had to put my testacle in a oil bath overnight to let it sooth out. My girlfriend said the shorts looked nice though so i give em 3 stars.
Was this helpful? 0 0
Amazing shorts
7/30/2017
These are the BEST shorts I have ever seen. Scaramucci and Sean Spicer both adore them. The shorts are also good to eat with Twinkies and Jack Daniels. Will start puting these shorts in all future K-Rations.
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Bad
3/1/2017
poor quality and poor design
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Lots of Shit
1/2/2017
Worst shorts ever
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Pile of Shit
5/1/2016
Wish I was dead instead of having tried these shorts
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Rat Shit
5/5/2016
This shit hella sucked
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