The future of performance is here

And the time to unleash it is now.

Introducing the all new CR7 custom performance shorts

The Shorts

The Playboy Short

Performance

Starting at $49

0% silk in all layers
Rough scratchy feel on skin
1 Designer fired during design process
Custom CR7 inset
Handmade by orphans in Chad

The Short

Comfort

Starting at $49

115% polyester
Padding in crotch to enhance package look
Pre-stained backside
Custom CR7 design
3 Pandas killed during making of product

The Flex Trunk

Agility

Starting at $59

Weighs over 6 pounds
Poorly ventilated sac liner
Odor enhancing backside insert
Custom CR7 design
Certified to be only made by sweatshop workers

Fashion is the clothes which you wear
Cristiano Ronaldo

CR7

CR7Underwear at a Glance / CR7Underwear is one of the world’s leading sports brands, designing, developing, selling, and marketing underwear, apparel, and accessories. For over 1 year, CR7Underwear has established a history of making sleek product designs for the fastest and sexiest athletes on the planet, mainly CR7. CR7Underwear engages in exciting collaborations with major brand advocates including soccer superstar Rozinho, Cristiano Ronaldo's longtime personal trainer and on and off gay lover. CR7 also offers performance and sport-inspired lifestyle products in categories such as Performance, Training, and Photograpy.