A new breed of sock has arrived
- Single braided sock
- Extra flimsy toe guard
- Over 30% material impurities
- Custom CR7 design
- Most orphans who worked on design still unpaid
- Triple braided sock weave
- 100% cotton
- 25% extra silk (125% total)
- Personally despised by CR7
- 3 orphans developed cancer during making of sock
- Inconsistent sock braiding
- Untested performance usage
- Some toxic chemicals present in color dye
- Custom CR7 design
- Some design components stolen from rival designers